Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I play favorites

I’ve updated my links. I’ve added some, deleted some, changed some, put new pictures in for some. And I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve listed you in the order that I love you.

Some of you have gained more of my love through your wit.

Some of you post everyday and keep me more entertained than others.

Some of you increased your position by buying, making, or giving me stuff.

Some remain on the linkage even though you barely write, but I want you to come back, so I leave you there. But you’re lower than you would be if you posted more. I would love you more if you let me.

There’s a few of you that don’t have a link. You’re bookmarked, but I’ve been burned in the past by people who entertain me briefly, only to let me down before long. You still need to prove my love for you. Or buy me something.

40 comments:

ambs77 said...

ok, totally unacceptable...especially having guessed the exact day that you'd have kenslee..

excuse me while i go get a tissue for the tears....

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Woohoo! If that top to bottom, left to right I'm #2 (and interestingly enough, or not, comment #2 as well today).

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I'm special. Must have been the tribute I did for you and Titso.

Tim said...

filan - um, well, everyone above you has sent me naked pictures of themselves. Yep, thats it.

pix - If it weren't for Tinapopo's dream about me crashing on a bike, your tribute might have put you in 1st.

Conti said...

haha i dropped. HOW CAN I GAIN YOUR LOVE AGAIN?

Tim said...

update more often

Just said...

It's ok Tim, I'm not offended that you still haven't added me to your links. I'm totally above all this favouritism nonsense.

Not bitter at all.

Tim said...

just - you're right. There's three that I think I once had that i will now add back in. But, you have to work your way to the top through praise and hilarity. You, jeni angel, and funqi

The Other Half said...

oh i'm sooooo down at the bottom...but that's ok...i deserve it...nice picture you've chosen for me

Tim said...

awa - In the "me" picture section of your blog, there's only two pictures of just you. I used my best discretion.

Queen of Pink said...

*sniff* Am I really #4? I'm thinking that must have been a mistake, but I'm gonna take it and run with it! Thanks for changing my link too, you are so with it Tim. Fatherhood hasn't mushed your brain yet.

And speaking of fatherhood, that kid of yours is pretty freaking adorable. And no, that isn't a bribe to keep me #4. Just the truth.... (well, if it helps......)

queen of pink said...

btw, that was a sniff of joy.....

ambs77 said...

ok, fine...but this better earn me a top row spot. :-D

Chuck said...

So, if I buy you something I can get on the top row? I seriously can't believe you would love QoP more than me. Just between me and you, she sometimes says unflattering things about you...yeah, it's true. Just thought you'd want to know. Not that I'm jealous or anything...

Tim said...

qop - complementing my daughter does help.

ambs - whatever! you're going lower now!

chuck - qop does have boobs. and you, well, don't.

Leezer said...

Tim:
You're awsome. I'm here for the long run, dude.

V of F

The Pink Kitty said...

weak, I got demoted. I'm hurt! I read you first! (at least, I think me and cate were some of your very first readers!) how do I get to be back at the top? Leave comments? post more?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

If you recall, I was actually part of that dream. I was the one who kept trying to call Popo to tell her you had been hurt. She was just so enthralled with Leguizamo that she wouldn't pick up or whatever.

Funqi said...

i don't care that i'm near the bottom,
"I'm back baby!" said with all the Goerge Costanza gusto I can muster.

Giselle said...

I'm so glad I'm not by a crapping dog anymore! Woo!

Tim said...

vof - I afraid of the premature linkage of you and suckyblog. Hopefully you don't let me down!

pk - yes, more comments about how great I am. Or you can send me money.

pix - that is true. It was you that was initally so worried about me. hmm....

funqi - it's the summer of funqi!

giselle - I could make your link a crapping dog if you'd like?

NWJR said...

Yummy linkage ROCKS!

The Pink Kitty said...

Okay, fine then. Tim you are so awesome! You are so awesome that it hurts!

And um, you're really witty too!

Oh great One said...

I'm perfectly happy in the middle. Thanks for keeping me around!

Tim said...

nwjr - umm, thanks!

pk - aww, jeez, you didn't have to say those nice things. I'm blushing. You don't have any ulterior motives to those compliments, do you?

ogo - thanks for not complaining like the rest of the complainers!

Ann said...

Not there yet...will bribery work *sensuously rustles a half eaten packet of starbursts*?

Paul said...

I'm 11 but 3rd amongst the guys. I'm flattered, I really am.

The Pink Kitty said...

no ulterior motives. I mean honestly, I know I don't update as much as I'd like to and I know I don't comment as often as I used to, but i've been with you since back in the day! I know how awesome you are :) Starbursts and all

Melissa said...

I'm #3!!!! Yes! Not too obsessed over like #1, not too much pressure like #2, just #3. Like in the Three Bears, just right... :) (Note to #1 and #2: no offense)

TinaPoPo said...

Oh my god. I'm so honored. I barely have words.

It's just an honor to be nominated. Or something.

Wow. Thanks, Tim! I'll do my best to retain my status in your blog and in your heart.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

color me shock-ed. that's pronounced like special ed.

jootastic said...

I'm now in the second tier of blogtation... well, thank you for letting cate and i sit next to each other. i'm glad that my shitty writing as of late (okay, as of all the time) has not taken me too far down from my reign in the top tier.
Thank you for loving me. :D

min said...

Hey I'm surprised to be up there with QoP! Considering I don't update as often as I used to.

It's gotta be the baby gift.

Heehee. ;-)

And to think I was considering going on another hiatus. I ain't doin' that now!

Christopher said...

I couldn't take it if you deleted me. I'm sensitive, you know?

Mad Ethel said...

I see I've been demoted. SONOFABITCH!

It's because I've been slacking on the posts. And I haven't bought you anything. (What did you say your address was again?)

Think Frustrated said...

Jesus, Tim. I'm barely on there! I'm blogging more now, so maybe I'm moving up. You can forget me sending you naked pics or getting on my knees. My heterosexuality is too precious to me to compromise it so that I'll move up on the blog list of Captain Bore-A-Fill, but I'll do my best to move it on up. I'll allow you to rank me in the top ten if you post some comments on my blog, too. Shit!

Giselle said...

You know Tim, I think I'll pass on the offer. However, it's okay with me if you want to change my icon to some really nice boobies.

jackt said...

That little icon idea is pretty sweet. I'm much too lazy to mimic the idea.

ambs77 said...

what? you don't think my body is beautiful? ha ha ha

Steph said...

OK, I'm not so sure what everyone is complaining about. I'm LAST for Christ's sake! lol