Thursday, October 19, 2006

A poem

I've been too busy to have time to blog,
When I grow up I want to be a frog.

I've barely clicked on any of my links,
Someone's eating tuna and it really stinks.

I'll still be busy for the next few weeks,
Can birds give oral with those big beaks?

I'm stressed all the time, but the days fly by,
Is snuffleupagus a girl or a guy?

I'm not "on a break", but I don't have the time,
two nickels or ten pennies equals a dime.

I hope you don't feel like I'm neglecting you all,
I can't finish this right now.


TinaPoPo said...

Snuffleupagus is a boy. He has a sister named Alice.

And I'm actually eating tuna right now, and I burped, so that's probably what you smell. Sorry.

The Other Half said...

snuffy was both...check out the eyelashes

Think Frustrated said...

I think Snuffy was a guy, but he was gay for Big Bird.

I don't think you'd want oral from a bird. It's wrong on at least three different levels.

Mad Ethel said...

Following in Madonna's footsteps, I see? Cute poem. And I have reason to believe oral with a bird would be quite dangerous. Unless you want to peirce anything down there.


❉ pixie ❉ said...

You're talking bird-on-bird oral right? I don't think they're into that.

Oh great One said...

Nice use of the word Snuffleupagus. Not many people could make that work. Impressive.

Chuck said...

Snuffleupagus was certainly androgynous, although I tend to believe he/she had both boy and girl parts.

I'd go for oral from a bird only if it was a pelican.

Great poem Timmy!

laurzeilei said...

I never even knew how to spell snuffleupagus until just now. Thank you.

Min said...


Beechball * said...

haha, well I WAS feeling neglected until I heard that little doozey! That was too freakin' cute - you deserve a raise! :) YAY for Tim! haha

julie said...

Sigh, I was feeling neglected Timmy. But now I have such a sense of love & attention.... thanks! ;)

Birds & oral don't mix, on so many different levels. Plus, they eat worms and that's just gross.

Leezer said...


Everything there is to say has been said. So I will just leave you with this question: Have you had a chance to bitch slap TPP back into posting anything?

Brookelina said...

That last part didn't rhyme.