Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Question


Before Titso went on maternity leave she did a fair amount of traveling for work. While I would miss her while she was gone, it was kind of nice to have a few days on my own to go play poker, eat cereal for dinner, and not shower or change my underwear. She stopped traveling in her third trimester and has thus far avoided it since returning to work. She was told last week she was needed in Kansas on the 16th of this month, but got out of it by guaranteeing she would go for the week of November 6th. Leaving me with the baby. A single dad of a 5 month-old. So, my question: Do I divorce her now, or later?

10 comments:

Melissa said...

Depends. If you did divorce her, would y'all decide on sole or joint custody? Cause if it's joint, what's the point?

Tim said...

well, if it's joint, I'll only have her on the weekends, so when Kym goes away, she'll have to leave Kens at home to fend for herself.

fuzzymuffin said...

Tell her not to be so selfish and take Kenslee with her. You're the man of the house Tim, own it.

miss kendra said...

they do allow one carry on.

i suggest she reevaluate hers.

Melissa said...

In that case, go for it. It's about time Kenslee learned how to feed herself and change her own diaper. I mean seriously, how long can this free ride last?

The Other Half said...

ha ha!!! i'd like to see that...what a mess you'll be

Neil said...

Just plop the baby in front of the TV. It's easy.

Leezer said...

Timophil:
Get Kenslee some duct tape, a band saw, some Mr. Bubble, and a pomegranate. She'll entertain herself for days.

Beechball * said...

Why do you think they created the jolly jumper!? No, not to give small children neck injuries - to pass looong amounts of time having fun without supervision! :) you'll be juuust fine, lol

plain jane said...

Wife should divorce YOU and sue your a** for enough alimony/child support to hire a terrific nanny.

Of course you were just joking right?