Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Holy Lance Bass is gay traffic!

I write one little post asking people who they think they hottest boy band member is and suddenly 88% of the traffic to my site is people looking to get a little piece of Man BAss. I'm literally getting 4-5 hits per minute of people looking for his picture. Imagine how many I'd get if I posted the ones from Lance and I's private collection!?


20 comments:

Tim said...

and as further proof, the thing on my sidebar that shows how many people are currently viewing your site right now reads: "20 people are currently looking at my wiener"

Conti said...

I think the most anyone has ever looked at my weiner is 3 at a time.

Leezer said...

Timophil:
Maybe you should just go ahead and post a link to any old weenie, so all these desperate folks can get on with life. Just make sure it's a big ol'weenie.

TinaPoPo said...

Tim, don't tempt the Photoshopper in me...

TinaPoPo said...

Oh. Too late.

Brookelina said...

I knew I linked you at just the right time. I feel so in with the gay crowd.

Right now there are 17 people looking at your weiner. I want you to know that I averted my eyes discreetly.

Tim said...

conti - 3's a lot. or at least it's a magic number.

vof - I wouldn't want to slander him... but would it be slander if I post a big man junk?

tpp - if ever a situation called for photoshop, this is it. very nice!

Tim said...

brooke - the gay crowd says it's ok to not avert your eyes.

Tim said...

That old "i before e" saying is retarded. Is it weiner or wiener? MS Word's spellcheck thinks they're both ok.

TinaPoPo said...

Oh, and look what I just found underneath that stack of dirty magazines you keep in your archives...

Tim said...

LB is hairer than I remember.

Tim said...

can anyone even tell me how to reach my blog through a lance bass search? I don't know how so many hundreds of people are dong it.

Tim said...

i wonder how many times I can comment on my own blog. A "moderate safesearch" image search for lance bass ranks me as having the 2nd most popular picture. I rule.

TinaPoPo said...

Wow. That's awesome. About the "moderate safesearch" thing. There's an S&M joke in here somewhere...

Why was Lance punching you in the chest in that picture? I'd think he'd be more of the "gentle lover" variety, but I've been WRONG about that before.

TinaPoPo said...

Also, what search engine are you using? And are you doing an image search? Because I have yet to find you by googling Lance Bass. Although you were among the top three results with "Lance Bass Donkey Punch Pink Tutu." Odd.

TinaPoPo said...

Never mind. Although I don't know how it links to you.

min said...

While I type this, there are currently 17 people looking at your wiener.

Does this kill my dreams of an 'Nsync reunion? Booo..

Brookelina said...

I think I spelled it incorrectly. You got it right. And that makes sense, doesn't it.

Melissa said...

I don't know how comfortable I am with you becoming so popular on the internet. I think the more popular a blogger get, the lamer he gets. Well, you're already pretty lame so I guess I don't have to worry about anything. btw, that pic of you and Lance is very endearing. Sending that out with the Christmas cards this year?

Chuck said...

Only 7 gazing at your weiner at 11pm CST. Still, that seem high!

Wow, those pics of your and Lance are da bomb! Tina did a killer job!