Sunday, July 09, 2006

A meeting of the 78,816th and 46,236th most famous bloggers in the world*

Titso and Tinapopo made plans to meet at a restaurant halfway between our houses at 7pm on Saturday night. The night got off to a late start as Tina and Andrew rolled in around 8:30, drunk, and smelling a little bit like crack cocaine. They stumbled to our table at the back of the restaurant. A quaint window table with a view of the dumpsters. We rose to greet them. "Ooohhh, Kenslee looks so much cuter in the pictures," she said. Odd, I thought to myself. She must have said that wrong. But, no. It turns out Tinapopo is a real bitch. "This is a real shitty restaurant you guys picked out." She then told us. Just then the waitress came to our table to take our orders. "I order you to take a shower you skank," Tina said before smacking the waitress in the ass. The rest of us ordered our food then Andrew asked to hold the baby. When we handed her over he threw her up in the air and drop kicked her across the restaurant. Then Tina pulled a Molotov Cocktail out of her handbag and burned the restaurant to the ground. As the smoke built they held guns to our back and forced us to smile for a picture.




* - according to technorati

19 comments:

Leezer said...

Tim:
I always knew that TPP was a BITCH! KNEW IT!

miss kendra said...

i think it was a mistake to let andrew hold the baby.

she may have a contact high.

TinaPoPo said...

To be fair. It wasn't crack cocaine. It was a mixture of angel dust and drano.

CRACK IS WHACK!

And that waitress deserved it. I saw the way she was checkin' out my man.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

But did you like her?

Neil said...

Wow. Just read about the meetup at Tinapopo's blog. It's like Rashomon -- hearing the same story from different POVs. Can we get the baby's perspective? The waiters?

Tim said...

vof - yep, I always suspected it myself.

mk - to be honest, at the time I thought maybe it was just weed. I'm ok with my baby getting a pot contact high.

tpp - she was just trying to get top dollar for her tricks. Andrew looked like an easy target.

pix - of course. What's not to like?

neil - Maybe I can get my daughter to tell her side. She might be a little too tramatized right now though.

Melissa said...

Maybe he just kicked Kenslee across the restaurant in commemoration of the World Cup. If that's the case, you can't hate a guy for wanting to introduce soccer to Pennsylvania.

fuzzymuffin said...

One day. One day I will get to meet Kenslee.

I don't care about the rest of you, it's all about the celebrity kids these days don'tcha know?

The Other Half said...

too funny

Oh great One said...

That's it! I'm never meeting any blogger buddies. EVAH!

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Nothing. I thought she sounded lovely.

Brookelina said...

I knew I'd get the real truth over here.

Anonymous said...

what? Popo didn't get all hand that rocks the cradle on you and try and nurse the baby? I'm shocked. BJ

TinaPoPo said...

I couldn't. The smack's done dried up ma teats.

min said...

Well I'm glad you all had fun.

Christopher said...

I wonder where I stand in the famous blogger stakes.

I love meeting blogger folk. It's become a mild addiction.

Just said...

Tim, you look very tall - are you standing on a box?

Conti said...

What did Tina eat? I need to know.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

You do look tall. And oddly, Andrew is the same height as the ladies.