Monday, July 24, 2006

Back. Without a bang.

- My daughter is more and more like me everyday. She’s had my eyes since she was born. On vacation we found she has my love of swimming in the pool. And on the way home from vacation we found out she has my hatred for driving 680 miles in one day.
- I won a resort poker tournament. 4 tickets to a variety of local attractions. We picked miniature golfing. Titso’s mom beat me.
- I didn’t miss blogging when I was gone. I read blogs whilst gone, but I was too lazy and didn't care to write or usually to comment.
- I have the world’s worst fantasy baseball team.
- Looking at my statcounter it seems that the only people that visit here anymore are people looking for pictures of Brad Pitt’s penis and Adrienne Curry’s ass.
- You would think that since I was gone for a week I’d have at least one blog worthy experience. You’d be wrong in your thinking.

17 comments:

The Other Half said...

getting your ass beat in miniature golf by a girl is blogworthy...loser

;-)~

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Welcome back anyway. Now where are those pictures you talked about?

Tim said...

awa - I guess it could be.. but I was holding Kenslee in a sling and playing with one hand, so it makes it less funny.

pix - you'd be amazed at how few pictures we took.

Leezer said...

Tim:
You mean you aren't Brad?

Don't be a slave to the site meter. I was but then I removed my site meter so for all I know, the only people who read my blog are me and my Dad. And besides, there's a heat wave accross the country. Just wait until winter when there's nothing to do but sit in a warm cozy room with your keyboard.

You're a big man to admit you were beat at miniature golf by your mother in law.

Welcome back.

Softball Slut said...

Damn you can see that I check your blog 500 times a day? Now I have to ask everyone before I stalk their blog if they have a thingy. Oh welllll :)

Glad you had fun?

Chuck said...

Well, welcome back my brotha. Glad you and the family had fun. Now, write something to entertain me....

Chuck said...

Oh wait...Brad's penis is entertaining....my bad.

Melissa said...

Those sitemeters are the freaking devil, mostly because everyone can know how little of a life I lead since I check everyone's blog every five minutes. Glad you're back though ;)

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Not those pics, the ones you talk about in your post.

Tim said...

pix - here and here

queen of pink said...

Welcome back Timmy, you were missed.

In the week you've been gone, I haven't had one blog-worthy experience either. Yet I blogged. I suck.

Brookelina said...

It's nice to see this blog living up to its name.

Also, we both mentioned Brad Pitt today. Only I didn't mention his penis, you did. Should we read anything into that?

TinaPoPo said...

Still. You were in South Carolina. I'd rather get beaten by my mother-in-law at the beach in South Carolina than sit up here in Pennsylvania and blog. FOR REALS.

Think Frustrated said...

You should make something up. Turn the mini golf game into a battle of epic proportions. You're Beowulf. She's Grendel. It's a fight to the death...on the windmill hole.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Oh my! I was totally kidding about that. I didn't think you really had pictures.

HappyKap said...

Glad you're back and glad you had a good time.

Paul said...

they say that babies look more like their fathers when they're born, so that the father feels more of a bond, and that the father has some assurance that it's his child. I guess back when we were evolving, if a caveman father couldn't tell if a child was his own, he wouldn't want to raise someone elses kid, and would either abandon it, or kill it. That is, unless you don't believe in evolution. If that's the case, then the reason is 'because God said so'.