Monday, July 31, 2006

Over the past 6 days I’ve had approximately 3500 people visit my site looking at lance bass pictures. Approximately 3499 clicked on nothing but bass. Today one person actually looked at my sidebar and noticed that I make starburst porn and clicked on all of that. And it reminded me. It’s been a long time, hasn’t it?












16 comments:

Chuck said...

Is that the Starburst Lance taking it out on the Irish?

queen of pink said...

That leprechaun looks like he's really enjoying it, almost like he's saying, "Ooooh, Starburst Man, give it to me baby".

Or not.

Yay for starburst porn!!!

HappyKap said...

Oh, poor, unsuspecting sleepy leprechaun.

Oh great One said...

I love the mohawk nice touch! Either the leprechaun guy is gettin' it good or he's whistling cause he's bored. I can't decide.

The Other Half said...

now everything is right in the world again

TinaPoPo said...

You really keep that thing on your desk?
No, I mean, that's cool.

Leezer said...

Timophil:
(1) LOVE the hand position of the starburst dude; it's like he's riding a bronco

(2) Where in the hell did you get that leprechaun; and

(3) what is that picture behind the computer screen to the left of the skydiving picture???

Tim said...

my mom got the leprechaun for me in Ireland. He's golfing. He's blowing a ball into a cup that's out of picture. The picture to the left of the skydiving picture is a picture from my wedding. I guess it does look like Kym's topless, doesn't it? I absolutely love the picture. Maybe I'll bring it home and scan it in.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Beautiful. My favorite part is the mohawk.

angie said...

Oh man you have a ass-tastic leprechaun. He's taking it like a pro too.

What impresses me most is how he can get so excited by dry humping through his wee green knickers.

Tim said...

chuck - I would quote one of Lance's gay lyrics right now if I knew any.

qop - he's not only enjoying it, but ready to give a hummer at the same time.

hk - all he wanted was his pot of gold and he got a lot more than that.

ogo - he's blowing. a golf ball.

awa - yes, yes it is.

tpp - leprachauns are cool. You're jealous.

vof - I already answered you.

pix - the mohawk was the original design when I first made a starburst man around 1983.

angie - you can pretty much hear his pleasure/pain noises by the look on his face, can't you?

Mad Ethel said...

AHAHA! Okay. That is hilarious.

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TinaPoPo said...

I think I see a picture of Kenlsee in the background (in front of the picture of Topless Kym -- your wedding video must be AWESOME)? For shame that you should expose your infant to such pornography. For shame.

Brookelina said...

That leprechaun never had it so good.

Think Frustrated said...

The starburst man has a mohawk. And he's ass-raping a Leprechaun. Is your desk some kind of wierd Darby O'Gill prison? I hope he used some kind of lube for the little Leprechaun.