Friday, July 14, 2006

I'll be gone till November

Or maybe just all of next week. Have fun while I'm lying on the beach, playing in the ocean, golfing, and wrestling aligators. While I'm gone may I suggest you do one or more of the following that are just as fun as reading my blog?:

- kick a puppy
- learn oragami
- fake your own death
- actually die
- drink until you need to get your stomach pumped
- read the bible
- reenact every scene from the bible
- just go to work like you do everyday

12 comments:

Ann said...

That's strange, my husband texted me to say he wanted to kick my puppy, but I don't think he understands predictive texting...

Have a nice time!

queen of pink said...

Crap, all in the last week I have done the following from your list: kick a puppy, faked my own death, died, AND reenact every scene from the bible. (ummm, duh, how do you think I came back to life after dying?) So I guess I'll just have to do the origami thing & drink? Cool.

Have a fantastic week off! Take lots of pics and wear sunscreen! Crap, what am I... your mother?

Lulu said...

If I already know origami... should I fashion my own puppy, stomach pump and bible?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I'm with QoP on the drinking and orgasms.

Oh, it was oragami? Forget it.

Softball Slut said...

I might try the drink til I need to be pumped idea. Sounds fun.

HappyKap said...

Have fun, you lucky lucky boy.

Leezer said...

Tim:
I won't die. You shouldn't die either, o.k? Cause what will we do if we can't read your blog?

Melissa said...

orIgami, dork ;)

Laurie said...

Does sudoku count?

Oh great One said...

Don't forget get a pap smear. Yeah, that should be on the list.

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