Yesterday I stepped into the year 2001 and got my first ipod. It's awesome. I've named him Franklin (after my fav inventor!). I brought him home, put him in a new outfit I had picked out and started loading him with music and pictures. He's so cool already! I made dinner and after dinner I told the funniest joke**. Franklin was right there. He laughed the loudest then gave me the best high five. The baby woke up in the middle of the night and guess who woke up to give her a bottle? That's right, Franklin. Then this morning I woke up and smelled coffee brewing and heard bacon sizzling. Franklin sure is making a good first impression. Franklin even knew that I like my bacon extra cripsy! My eggs were a little overdone, but jeez, he's only 12 hours old!! Franklin came into work with me today and he even helped me type this out. Oh, Franklin, how did I ever live without you!!!!
* Assuming iPods are made in New Haven
**Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!