Monday, January 15, 2007

A Match Made in New Haven*

Yesterday I stepped into the year 2001 and got my first ipod. It's awesome. I've named him Franklin (after my fav inventor!). I brought him home, put him in a new outfit I had picked out and started loading him with music and pictures. He's so cool already! I made dinner and after dinner I told the funniest joke**. Franklin was right there. He laughed the loudest then gave me the best high five. The baby woke up in the middle of the night and guess who woke up to give her a bottle? That's right, Franklin. Then this morning I woke up and smelled coffee brewing and heard bacon sizzling. Franklin sure is making a good first impression. Franklin even knew that I like my bacon extra cripsy! My eggs were a little overdone, but jeez, he's only 12 hours old!! Franklin came into work with me today and he even helped me type this out. Oh, Franklin, how did I ever live without you!!!!


* Assuming iPods are made in New Haven

**Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!



16 comments:

Melissa said...

I bet Franklin and my iPod, Da Lil Melizzle, would get along perfectly. We should try and set them up sometime.

Leezer said...

Timophil:
Congratulations on your new friendship. My Nano's name is Greta. She is white and holds lots of pictures. Apple rocks.

Conti said...

Ipod? More like Idonthaveone.

RitMeyer said...

Wow franklin sounds way cooler that my Ipod. Yeah, that's my Ipod's name...Ipod. Mine doesn't tell funny jokes, it just tells on me.

Brookelina said...

I was supposed to name my iPod??

❉ pixie ❉ said...

All this time and I've neglected to call my iPod anything—guess that makes it an iDoe...get it? Like Jane Doe? Hahahahaha...

Oh buddy...

Beechball * said...

I too have an MP3 player, but it's not an ipod - I'm jealous. I think back to a time before I had music pleasantly playing at a constant rate and it saddens me, because I have missed out on so much! I just try to think about the good times we have had, and will continue to have together - I love my mp3 player; I call her "piece of shit" - it's a bitch sometimes :)

Cookie said...

I named my girl Calliope. I thought it was a beautiful, musical name. Now I want to take it back for any future daughters I might have.

Think Frustrated said...

Welcome to the 21st century. My iPod is an old one that only plays music (imagine that!) and has a black and white screen. It's so 1942. Consequently, his name is Ebeneezer.

Julie said...

My iPod's name is Fifi LaRue, and she's hot. Except she only plays music, and she only holds a gig. But she's faithful. And she loves me. So there.

Oh great One said...

I see you've loaded some great stuff onto Franklin already!

Tim said...

mel - we can meet halfway. I think halfway is downtown philly.

leezer - so this is a black/white thing now?

conti - loser!

rit - ipod doesn't love you like Franklin loves me.

brooke/pix - not naming your hardware is like not naming your kids.

beech - ipods are definitely a good tool to make you not have to talk to anoyone.

Cookie - just name your daughter Calliope II.

tf - 1942 or 1492?

julie - fifi is my mom's name to be called instead of grandmom or momom.

ogo - yes. For some reason I had starburst porn in a folder full of pictures of Kenslee. opps!

Christopher said...

Mine is called Ted. He's just lazy

TinaPoPo said...

I've never been able to hold onto an iPod long enough to name it. I'm on my third. I just call it nano.

ジェネヴィーヴ said...

Lmao. I love it.

I haven't named mine.... I wasn't aware that I should name it. Hmmm. Now I need to think up a decent name for mine....

Softball Slut said...

I dont have one either, And I really want one now that I am working out.