I'm angry at myself because I can't think of anything to write, so I'm going to revisit my New Years Resolutions to give an update on my progresses.
Be cooler. - This was going exactly as planned until yesterday. I accidentally wore heavy corduroy pants and it was 80 degrees outside. I was hot as hell. Not cool at all.
Eat lunch and/or dinner every day. - Failed. On the evening of February 13th I got sick. I didn't eat lunch or dinner until February 16th. I suck.
Drink liquids. Done! I'm drinking water as we speak, bitches!
Get promotion or get a new job by mid-year. - Don't talk to me about this.
Do fun stuff. - Is running fun? Not really. Umm, how about mowing the lawn? Weeding? Mulching? Shaving?
Shower. - Done! 3 weeks ago!
Get haircut. - Done! 2 weeks ago!
Rent movies. - Done! I rented that one with that guy who does that thing then the other guy does other things too.
Blow nose when full of snot. Or pick. - Picked!
Change diapers when full of poop and/or pee (not mine). - Done! Kens makes it very simple to know when she's in need of a change by squatting down and grunting out her poops.
Be Awesome. - Clearly done.