Friday: Saw 40 Year old Virgin. Good shit.
Saturday: Whiffleball tournament at 11am. Lost 1st game at 11:30am. Lost second game at 12:30. Played poker. Lost. Went home to a “surprise” birthday party. It was fun. Drank for 14 straight hours.
Sunday: Woke up. Could not move. Drugged myself up. Went to Eagles game. Went to wedding. Redeeming factor about wedding: Steak and Lobster.
Monday: Still hurting.