My work could beat up your work

My boss sent everyone in our group a mandatory meeting invite for Thursday from 8am-5pm. The meeting was sent to block out our calendars so we do no work all day. Our IT department was voted in the top 50 IT departments to work at in the country so we’re having a party. All day we have to play volleyball, have limbo contests and watch people embarrass the fuck out of themselves doing karaoke. There’s also raffles to give out LCD tv’s, IPods, and amex gift certificates. And of course we still have our daily hookers.