Prowess

As I was sitting in a meeting this morning, thinking about what to write about, I thought maybe I’d write a compilation of all the girls I’ve slept with and something about what happened with them. But then I thought that would be boring. Then I decided I didn’t care if it was boring. Then I decided not to write it because that list is like 9000 girls long. Uh huh, it is. Give or take about 8985.