Thursday, March 08, 2007

Don't be jealous I got to go to the Dentist yesterday.

That's right, I got to go to the dentist yesterday and you didn't! Every six months I get excited as my dentist day approaches. I usually start a countdown. 5 days, 4 days, 3 days, 2 days, dentist day! Glorious, wonderful dentist day. I always hope that I'll have some cavities, but I never do. I'm thinking I should stop brushing so I end up getting to go to the dentist 3 or 4 times a year instead of only 2. Why do I enjoy the dentist so much you ask? Free massages. My dentist is like a spa dentist or something. Tranquil music, free chair massages, heated scented neck warmers while your teeth are worked on. It's totally like a day at the spa without the manicure, pedicure, or facial. Plus there's a little more scraping, bleeding and pain than the normal spa day. But, it's all worth it for that free 5 minute chair massage. 179 days until my next dentist day!!!

14 comments:

TinaBellina said...

Kym told me about your dentist. That sounds awesome. Way better than my dentist, who I believe performs tooth experiments on the throngs of homeless people slumped outside the doorway of his Trenton office.

Princess Pointful said...

Just happened across your blog- tres funny!
You almost made me inclined to actually find a dentist. I went without for many years due to lack of dental coverage... and now I don't go because I am scared. Maybe if I got a massage I would be more motivated.

Chuck said...

I'm counting down the days too. Not because of a spa like experience like you have, but because the teeth cleaner lady had some nice boobage! Sometimes they hang over into my face....96 more days!! And I haven't had a cavity in a long time either...since '95 I think.

Kristine Filegirl said...

You left out the best part...getting high on nitrous. I love the dentist.

Melissa said...

The smell of the dentist makes me puke.

Laurie said...

I am VERY jealous as I really need to go. I need a root canal and am in constant pain. So much fun moving and having to wait! NOT

ジェネヴィーヴ said...

I haven't been to the dentist in 5 years. You've inspired me to find one and go!

Think Frustrated said...

I hate my dentist because he always doest the "turn your head and cough test." It has always seemed rather unnecessary at the dentist, but I guess he's a doctor, and he knows what he's doing.

Burfica said...

I have such a dentist phobia, I haven't been in 3 or 4 years either. That post made me throw up a little. LOL

lmarshall119@yahoo.com said...

Timophil:
Did they give you nitris oxide (aka "laughing gas")? I want to get me a tank of laughing gas a wear it on my back with an oxygen tube feeding it into my nose. I'd wear it all the live long day. To meetings, to court, to pick up my daughter at school, while driving, you name it. Ask your dentist for it next time, then laugh the entire time he/she's in your mouth.

Leezer said...

Tim:
That's me, Leezer, by the way. I can't get this damn Beta Blogger Bullshi* to work right and log me in!

Leezer said...

Tim:
That's me, Leezer, by the way. I can't get this damn Beta Blogger Bullshi* to work right and log me in!

Cookie said...

My dentist gives out Valium for cleanings. The last time I went, I needed a wisdom tooth removed. It was just one, and it was through the gum. I got Halcion, Nitrous and a prescription for 12 Percodan and a refill.

I love the dentist, too.

Brookelina said...

You must share these drugs you take.