You spelled chlorophyll wrong in your google search and it brought you here. I apologize.
booze. i hear it's the latest craze with young mothers.
How about a trip to a spa—for a time after she gives birth.
Well, you already got her pregnant, so that's out. ;-)
A pregnancy test, just to make sure she isn't try to pull one on you.
Be her slave for the whole day.'Cause after she pops out your spawn, she'll be his/her slave from then on.Unless, of course, you're already her slave. In which case, give her a foot massage. A good one.
A gazelle. Every new mommy-to-be wants a gazelle. Trust me on this one.
Have you made up your mind yet, Tim? Because Mother's Day is on Sunday, and the liquor stores aren't open on Sundays in Pennsylvania, so unless you plan on going to Jersey you better plan ahead if you're going to make it a special day.
Mother's day? that was in March over here. You could frame pixie's interpretation of your baby?
How about a tennis bracelet. She could focus on it while she's pushing little "timmy or titso" out! She may not cuss at you.
i like the idea of jewelry.a ring, maybe, that can later be engraved (after the birth) with the baby's name?a spa would be awesome, too!
Maybe a locket . .so she can put yours and the baby's pic in it? I like Ambs idea-have it engraved after the birthdate. Or maybe a charm bracelet and you could give her a charm every year for Mother's day-make it a tradition.
take a hint from tom and katie and go for a home sonogram machine!
An autographed picture of Chuck. She'll love you forever. Let me know where to send it....
A charm bracelet is a great idea! And they also have these little silouttes of either a boy or a girl. You can get them in gold or silver or whatever you want and usually people get the name and birthdate of their child engraved on them. You can wear it as a charm or on a necklace.
A charm bracelet with a charm every year is going to get pretty heavy. What about a charm for each kid or something?
Tim, are you having a baby? where are you? I think you're having a baby.
Ohhhh...that would be uber exciting! Please say yes!
Get her a really nice Bukkake flick. Pregnant moms love Bukkake.
Are you being an anti-commenter today? Head all full of baby & mama's day? Your brain must be swimming.
I was stuck in a conference room trying to fix a gigantic issue that has been killing me for the past two weeks. I'm praying for the baby to come so I don't have to go into work tomorrow.
Damn. And we were all so excited.
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