Thursday, May 25, 2006


Starburst porn is awesome. But, would you feel creepy if your dad made Starburst porn? I wonder if I have to retire.


TinaPoPo said...

I think it's okay as long as you stop doing it once your kid is old enough to recognize what it is.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Just don't show the kid—I'm sure there are lots of things my parents did that I didn't want to know about.

Melissa said...

Haha, didn't mean to give you a complex about it ;) I'm sure your kid will have a sense of humor about it (once they're old enough to understand what it is) and probably continue in the steps of its father. It'll be an O'Donnell Family Tradition.

Conti said...

Only if you want to be an uncool dad.

TinaPoPo said...

You could all get together at family reunions and create starburst porn.

It's like they say in the bible:

"In the Most Holy Place he made a pair of sculptured starburst porn and overlaid them with gold." (2 Chronicles 3:10)

HappyKap said...

I think it would actually pretty funny/cool if my Dad made Starburst porn.

But you'll always be my favorite Starburst Porn-Purveyor.

Tim said...

pix - yeah, like have sex.

mel - maybe my kid will have more motivation to do it than I seem to have.

conti - I'll never be an uncool dad. I'll listen to what the kids call "rap" music and everything.

tpp - the starburst laid gold? Thats some freaky shit there.

hk - Nowadays it would be hilarous. 15 years ago I probably would have prefered to kill myself than see my dad make starburst porn.

TinaPoPo said...

Tim - don't question the will of GOD.