Thursday, May 18, 2006

Things are starting to trickle back to normal at work and hopefully my blogging will get back to normal. I was busy all day yesterday, but I needed a day away from the madness, so I worked from home. I worked all day, but I was able to work while Jerry Springer was in front of me. It was a “Marry me right now” episode. I know this is going to sound shocking, but the people that wanted to get married later found out their loved one was cheating on them. Usually with someone of the same sex. Madness!

Anyway, no news on the baby front. No dialation. No nothing. All those labor inducing old wives tales are bullshit! Bullshit I say!

I was out last night at a softball game then dealing poker so I didn’t get to watch Lost yet. I can’t wait to go home and watch that and the finale of amazing race. Thank God I have two tivos! Though last night we needed a thurd because Titso and I are obsessed with Dateline’s To Catch a Predator. Those guys should all be put to death.

15 comments:

TinaPoPo said...

Is a "thurd" like a turd?

Tim said...

Yep, but it's three turds.

fuzzymuffin said...

I stopped watching Jerry Springer when the mother/son couple was on there snogging. eww. The man married to the cow didn't stop me though.

You should hide somewhere and when Titso walks by jump out and shout "BOO!", what? It could work!

pyxis120 said...

I took a ride on a bumpy road and popped my munchkin out 2 weeks early. Coincidence?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

haha...thurd = 3 turds

Josh and I have been watching that To Catch a Predator series. What is wrong with people is the one question I have to keep asking when I see shit like this. It's just sick. The one guy was 61! Another was in his 40s with teenage kids of his own. They were both there to meet a 14 year old. Umm...YUCK! Then there was the guy who got naked upon entry, brought Cool Whip, and expected the kid to perform some sort of sex act with the cat!!! WTF?

Tim said...

sarah - JS is such a train wreck of a show.

pyx - I gotta find me a bumby road. Seems like a violent way to do it, but I'll try anything.

pix - I missed last nights so I didn't see the cool whip. Did you see last week when the guy brought his son?!?

TinaPoPo said...

I saw when the guy brought his son! That was awful. I, too, am addicted to To Catch a Predator.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just got back from lunch and I have to make a thurd.

TinaPoPo said...

I saw when the guy brought his son! That was awful. I, too, am addicted to To Catch a Predator.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just got back from lunch and I have to make a thurd.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

hahaha...again with the thurd!

I did see the guy with his son. There was also the guy that week that took up the offer for the glass of milk to go along with his cookie!

Think Frustrated said...

I totally watch the "To Catch a Predator." I love it when they are like, "I knew this was a setup." Then why the fuck did you come!?!?! Also, the one guy was supposed to bring weed, and the reporter guy was like, "Did you bring the marijuana?" We had a bunch of people over and we all thought that the reporter sounded like he wanted to get stoned.

Tim said...

TPP - If you posted that comment one more time you would have made a thurd right here on my blog

Pix - yeah! That guy was uber creepy. He started talking about how he got in trouble before for having naked pictures of a different girl he met online. It was like he was bragging about it. What kind of issues does a girl have that gave that dude naked pix of herself?

tf - you had people over to watch Dateline??

TinaPoPo said...

oooh. whoopsy.

Here:

I saw when the guy brought his son! That was awful. I, too, am addicted to To Catch a Predator.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just got back from lunch and I have to make a thurd.

Now THAT'S a thurd.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

The thurd thurd on a thurdsday—yep I said thurdsday.

Leezer said...

Your wife has to pop out a kid? Here's what you do: Take her for a three mile walk (can she still walk?) then f***. Um, didn't work for me but it's a good story six years later.

The Other Half said...

sex...lots of sex...