Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Stop Signs

I've decided that I waste too much time reading. So, I'm quitting. Not just books, but everything. No more reading newspapers. No more reading blogs. No more reading emails. No more reading Traffic signs, menus, text messages, flash cards, keyboards, eye charts, or alphabets.

Granted, I'll end up losing my job, not knowing the score to a baseball game, losing touch with people, getting into car accidents, being bad at 3rd grade math, getting really thick glasses, and eating really bad food. But, you know what? It will all be worth it in the end. How, you ask? I'm not yet sure. I'll write when I find out.

8 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Just be sure to type with your eyes closed, so you don't inadvertantly read what you are writing. Of course, you'll never get this comment because you would have to read it. Dilemma.

fuzzymuffin said...

So if I insult you you won't know because you'll never read this?

Bitch

Care said...

you live a mile from my college watering hole? do you ever go in there? wouldn't that be the most creepy experience ever?

Tim said...

pix - yep, I'll never read that comment.

fm - you can probably say whatever you want. I'll never know unless someone tells me.

care - yep. For a year now. I was only there once, for lunch.

Just said...

Sounds tricky. Good luck with it though.

Funqi said...

You already failed miserably by reading these comments. You're going to just have to gauge your eyes out ya know, it's almost impossiblee not to read a word you see. EIther that or you could move to a foreign country where you don't know the language, unless you know how to read Chinese.

Melissa said...

Way to stick it to the man Timmeh!

Jazz said...

Yes I would love to see where your going with this. lol.