Thursday, August 10, 2006

Suri Revealed!

Cnn.com has reported that pictures of baby Suri will soon surface. I’ve been sitting on this for a while, but I think it’s time to reveal that I, like Leah Remini and all the other wackos, have seen baby Suri. I even snapped a few pictures. Here’s the little cutie at one week old!




She must have been sleeping the whole time I was there because she didn’t move. She had her eyes open, but Tommy says all good Thetans sleep with one eye open. Apparently lil Suri is an over-achiever already! Sleeps with two eyes open!

It was a few weeks between that first time and the next time I saw her. And this time I saw her she had already grown her Scientolowings! Isn’t she fantastic!

12 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Quite the head of hair for a 4 month old.

fuzzymuffin said...

There's a magazine over here called heat that's printed a picture of Katie with a baby but it's quite clearly a doll and I don't even think it's Katie. Sorry Kate.

Dunno if that's the one they're talking about

Leezer said...

Timophil:
My, are you lucky, having seen that elusive child. She seems awfully waxy-looking, and her stare is a little disturbing. Does she have a string with a loop on it between her shoulder blades you can pull?

miss kendra said...

suri must be less powerful than i suspected.

her wings aren't nearly as sparkly as i thought they would be.

HappyKap said...

I want wings. (but not the scientology kind)

The Pink Kitty said...

Hahaha! I love it Tim. I wonder if they had to go baby nap some baby because I really don't think she exists... Someone needs to rescue katie.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

oh wow. scientolowings is my new favorite word!!!

Brookelina said...

She's more lifelike than her mother.

Softball Slut said...

Scientolowings? HAHAHAH THat is hilarious.Maybe I too can grow some when I grow up

Drake Cyanide said...

And to go with the wings, a gorgeous figure and long blonde hair! Can't be Katie Homely's child!!

Jazz said...

LOL, that is to funny! Love the second picture. haha.

ambs77 said...

ah ha ha ha!!!