Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Confusion

Can someone explain to me Tila Tequila's success? I mean, she doesn't even have a sex tape does she?

13 comments:

Cruel Shoes said...

I heard she was a "MySpace Celebrity." Sorry, but what the hell does THAT mean?! Is she extra good at posting bulletins about her titties or something?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I have no idea who this is.

naynayfazz said...

I was going to do my WTF?!? Wed on her but the scary hands and feet guy won... obviously. I think that show is terrible and has no place on television where kids can see it. Porno channels, where everyone can spank to it, maybe. But not regular television.

Yes, I just said "spank". Ew.

Tim said...

c - I have almost just as many myspace friends as her (I have 3 or 4), why don't I have a tc show?

p - she's some chick who either has a really small head or is a semi-midget with a show on mtv.

n - totally. I had it on the other night and everyone was taking turns massaging her and some dude just sniffed and rubbed her butt the whole time.

Think Frustrated said...

I think she's a vapid, shallow retard (no offense to retards).

However, she is almost solely responsible for MySpace's success. They were a relatively small social networking site before she brought like a million (actually it's like 1.7 million now) friends from somewhere else. So, if you hate MySpace, you can hate Tila Nguyen ("win") Tequila.

Oh great One said...

All..*gag* I can *wretch* say about *gag* her is EWWW!

Melissa said...

Didn't she date Bill Maher or something?

Scarlet Hip said...

Seriously, that's a real person?

egan said...

I guess she's not too successful yet because this monkey doesn't know of her. Is she on Dancing with the "Stars"?

Leezer said...

Tim:
Is she that midgit? I wanna be a midgit.

Melissavina said...

Ugggg Tila Tequila... She's just yucky. Her VH1 show got dropped, probably because she's terrible.

Blech.

Genevieve said...

who is that?

A said...

Her show happens to always be re-run at the exact same time I go to bed every night... and I don't go to bed at the same time every night. And somehow, I always end up watching it, mainly because I'm fascinated at how such an un-talented person can have her own show. It makes me throw up a little in my mouth.