Britney's pregnant!

And I'm here today to announce that I am not pregnant. I had you all fooled for a while, but I'm admitting now it was just an evil ruse to get your sympathy. Looking back, I'm kind of ashamed I've been lying to you about my pregnancy for the past year an a half. Thank you for all the presents and money you sent. I will always enjoy and cherish your kind thoughts. I'm sorry I lied, but keep sending money please.