If you could be a mountain range, which would you be? My initial thoughts were the Swiss Alps because Swiss reminds me of chocolate and hot chicks. But Alps reminds me of Alpo dog food. Then I started to think it would be cool to be the Rocky Mountains, but then I see Rocky on that reality show and I don’t really like him anymore. In the end, I don’t know which mountain range I’d be because those are the only two that I really know (besides the Appalachian Mountains, losers!).