I have gas

I just went to Wawa at lunch to get gas. So, as soon as I pulled into the gas stall (is that what they’re called?), Impatient Lady pulls in right behind me and waits. She was like 4 inches from my car which I took as meaning she was in a rush and she wanted me to hurry the fuck up. So, all rushed and wanting to please Impatient Lady, I hurried inside to grab the newspaper. When I got out, there were like 7 other stalls open, but she was still 4 inches from me, waiting. I quickly dismounted the gas stall and pulled out (he he) only to realize it didn’t fill all the way up. So, now I only have a half a tank of gas because of my please-all attitude. Impatient Lady cheats on her husband and beats her kids with wire hangers.