Friday, November 18, 2005


It hasn’t been a good week. I think the Eagles game Monday night kinda depressed me. I haven’t written anything good all week. Lately when I can’t think of anything funny to write, I try to make up for it by drawing a stupid picture, or taking a stupid picture of myself. So, today is going to be different. No pictures. After this post.

One thing I’ve always said helped keep relationships fresh was slight changes of appearance. I think one of the biggest things girls can do is to change up their hairstyles. I haven’t changed my hairstyle in about 8 years, but I’ve kept my relationships fresh by doing other things such as wearing an eye patch, getting my teeth gold capped, botox, and shaving my eyebrows.

About once or twice a year I’ll grow a goatee. Do you guys think I look better with a goatee?

Or without?


RitMeyer said...

Definately without. But I like bad boys and you look as though you may rob, car jack, or kill me.

Tim said...

I'm thinking I'll do all three. Or maybe I'll just order some dirty magazines in your name.

RitMeyer said...

I don't know which ones you can order that I don't already get, but cool. The gauntlet has been thrown.

Tim said...

or, since I'm so racist, maybe I'll send some of my KKK pamplets.

RitMeyer said...

Speaking of being racist, how about some starburst porn mags. That's your way to drawn/mold naked chicks all day.