Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I can't believe I'm writing a post about Oprah

So, who else watched Oprah’s Favorite Things yesterday? I wish I didn’t. If I were in that crowd I’d have rioted and maimed Oprah. Then I’d have gone after Dr. Phil. Last year’s guests all got a new car. This year’s guests get a stinkin laptop. I think there’s a slight $20,000 difference here Oprah! Last year’s guests simply needed new cars. This years guests helped in a national disater. Last year’s guests: free blowjobs. This year’s guests: handjobs with no lube. Fuckin Oprah.

Here's a real picture of someone from the show, reacting to the bullshit Oprah pulled.



"popcorn? uggs? Oatmeal cookies? Where's my car bitch?!?"

4 comments:

RitMeyer said...

My mom's best friend was on Oprah's favorite things last year (the one for teachers) She got so much cool stuff, it was ridiculous. I would have punched that bitch in the kidneys if I was on this year. PUNCH! Maybe the TMJ superheros should do something.

Tim said...

well, according to babyjewels, the main cause of TMJ is... well, you know. And I think I'm the only TMJ superhero that can handle the situation effectively.

RitMeyer said...

Fine, don't be a team player then. What, do you think I am not deadly in my TMJ powers?

BabyJewels has it out for you, I don't know why. She isn't even a TMJ superhero.

Tim said...

if you think you can get Oprah to give you a hummer, go fot it.