Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Blogger comments don’t seem to be working right now, so I can write whatever I want and you can’t comment. It could be something hilarious, but no one could comment, so I’d feel not funny. So, instead, I’ll call you all a bunch of douchebags. You can’t comment, so you can’t defend yourselves. Are you a douchebag? Yes. Yes, you are. Douche!

16 comments:

Melissa said...

Yo momma

Melissa said...

HA!

HappyKap said...

Takes one to know one.

Oh great One said...

Who you callin' a douchebag?

Tim said...

crap. my plan has been foiled!

The Pink Kitty said...

bite me

Alekx said...

hmmmmm funny you should say that I've always wanted to be inserted and squirted up a private part. Just to know the experience one time

Tim said...

mel - you had to double comment just to rub it in, didn't you? I swear the comments were busted this morning.

hk - whoever smelt it delt it.

ogo - um, nevermind.

pk - where?

alekx - eww! mmmm...

miss kendra said...

douche nozzles are much grosser you know.

Tim said...

douche nozzles?? Never heard of it. Sounds awesome!

The Other Half said...

i've never actually drawn the connection between a douche and the bag

min said...

That really hurts my feelings, Tim.

Boo.
Hoo.

fuzzymuffin said...

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. You mean bastard.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Don't get too excited, a douche nozzle is what's connected to the douchebag.

Douchebag.

Mad Ethel said...

I gave my dog a douche bath once. Turns out it's great for getting rid of skunk oil on their fur. Who knew? And you better believe I notified EVERYONE who glanced my way in WalMart at 4 am just why I was filling my cart with Massengil boxes and rubber gloves.

Conti said...

i am, its true.