Monday, April 03, 2006

Two days late



Saturday was my brother’s birthday. He’s treating himself by flying solo to Jamaica where he’ll try to mack on drunken spring breakers and get high with the locals.

Did I ever tell the story of his birth? If so, I’m telling it again. Well, my mom had two boys already and she was really hoping for a girl because she was tired of my dumb ass. This was before the days of being able to tell if it was a boy or girl through ultrasound and her doctor was well aware of the fact that she wanted a girl. So, she goes into labor, goes to the hospital, gives birth and the doctor says “It’s a girl!” My mom gets jubilant, and the doctor says “April Fools, it's a boy.”

Then he yelled, "IN YOUR FACE!", spiked the baby to the ground like a football and did the moonwalk.

17 comments:

Tim said...

ok, he didn't spike my brother to the ground, but he did do the april fools joke.

fuzzymuffin said...

If I was your mum I'd have punched him.

Melissa said...

He did do the moonwalk though, right? Cause that would be super dope.

Steph said...

you clean up well.

Steph said...

;-)

Oh great One said...

Told like a true older brother!

Queen Of Pink said...

My mom was convinced I was a boy and when I came out a girl, she told the doctor, BULLSHIT, I'm having a boy. Nothing like proving your parents wrong, even in utero.

babyjewels said...

That was hilarious!

Jay said...

My parents wanted a boy so badly they still gave me a boy name even when I was born with a vagina.

The Other Half said...

he must have spiked you though...that's the only explanation

Heather said...

Bad doctor, BAD!

Dirk the Feeble said...

What a sweet story.

Chuck said...

Got to love those old school doctors!

Tim said...

sarah - yeah, me too.

mel - hell yeah. A year before Thriller came out.

steph - thankya.

ogo - I'd punch him in the arm right now if he were here.

qop - way to stick it to em!

bj - thanks.

miss jay - at least they named you miss jay instead of mister jay.

awaa - ha! zing!

heather - all doctors are evil.

arm - yeah, brings a tear to the eye

chuck - it'd probably be a lawsuit these days.

The Pink Kitty said...

Are you all a bunch of goofy hotties! ;)

that was an awesome birth story, even if there was no spiking the baby ;)

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