Saturday was my brother’s birthday. He’s treating himself by flying solo to Jamaica where he’ll try to mack on drunken spring breakers and get high with the locals.
Did I ever tell the story of his birth? If so, I’m telling it again. Well, my mom had two boys already and she was really hoping for a girl because she was tired of my dumb ass. This was before the days of being able to tell if it was a boy or girl through ultrasound and her doctor was well aware of the fact that she wanted a girl. So, she goes into labor, goes to the hospital, gives birth and the doctor says “It’s a girl!” My mom gets jubilant, and the doctor says “April Fools, it's a boy.”
Then he yelled, "IN YOUR FACE!", spiked the baby to the ground like a football and did the moonwalk.
12 comments:
ok, he didn't spike my brother to the ground, but he did do the april fools joke.
If I was your mum I'd have punched him.
He did do the moonwalk though, right? Cause that would be super dope.
you clean up well.
;-)
Told like a true older brother!
That was hilarious!
My parents wanted a boy so badly they still gave me a boy name even when I was born with a vagina.
he must have spiked you though...that's the only explanation
Bad doctor, BAD!
Got to love those old school doctors!
sarah - yeah, me too.
mel - hell yeah. A year before Thriller came out.
steph - thankya.
ogo - I'd punch him in the arm right now if he were here.
qop - way to stick it to em!
bj - thanks.
miss jay - at least they named you miss jay instead of mister jay.
awaa - ha! zing!
heather - all doctors are evil.
arm - yeah, brings a tear to the eye
chuck - it'd probably be a lawsuit these days.
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