Thursday, April 13, 2006

Six Sayings I'm Trying to Popularize

I came, I saw, I threw up because you’re so ugly.

Know when to say “know when”.

You’re only as funny as the mirror tells you you are.

Reading: The new chicken dance.

This is the first day of the rest of your April.

Pam Anderson stole my bike.


I think we can all agree that these saying are versatile enough to be used in just about any scenario, so please help me in my quest.

10 comments:

Melissa said...

Ooh, clever Timmeh, such a clever, clever boy!

The Pink Kitty said...

Who's Pam? ;)

jootastic said...

Is that the chick that didn't like it when you did starburst porn about Rosie???

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I know you're reading this Pam. Something you're trying to tell us? Who is this Pam you speak of?

I do however like the "Know when to Know When".

Tim said...

mel + pk - a little too obvious with the bolding, huh?

joo - HHAAA! I can't believe you remembered that chick's name. I think her name was Pam, but this Pam is an old friend who just found my blog who thinks she's being clever by not revealing herself, but I know. I know all!! And if you don't think I know all, reread my American Idol prediction! I know everything!!!

the belligerent intellectual said...

I absolutely can help, because Pam Anderson actually did steal my bike.

In exchange, I hope you will help me bring back "bites" as in "That bites." I feel like "That bloes." has had its day in the sun and bites deserves a renaissance.

Mad Ethel said...

Aw, man! I forgot all about "that bites". I'm bringing that one back. And "wicked" too.

Chuck said...

I'm gonna use each of these sayings multiple times over the next four days....I promise. Yeah, I do...

Samantha said...

...and "SIKE!" after a good fooling. Ah, those were the days...

RitMeyer said...

Hi. I've been naughty. Hey, are you a parent yet?