I came, I saw, I threw up because you’re so ugly.
Know when to say “know when”.
You’re only as funny as the mirror tells you you are.
Reading: The new chicken dance.
This is the first day of the rest of your April.
Pam Anderson stole my bike.
I think we can all agree that these saying are versatile enough to be used in just about any scenario, so please help me in my quest.