Friday, April 28, 2006

Disgusting!

A few years ago I learned the hard way that ducks are one of only a handful of animals that rape. I was and always will be scarred by this incident. I thought that I'd seen the worst of ducks. Until today. Not only do ducks rape, but apparently they also kill thier own children and use them as slippers.






14 comments:

Chuck said...

Interesting...I always thought the relationship between Donald and his nephews was a bit odd.

Think Frustrated said...

What I find interesting is that he is wearing a bathrobe, but I still have full visual access to his "goods." Do ducks have "goods?" I guess if they rape, then they must. That duck can rape the stuffed Simba doll in my house. I hate Simba.

Duck prison would be interesting, too. Bunch of ducks, butt-fucking. They'd be butt fuck ducks.

Think Frustrated said...

What I find interesting is that he is wearing a bathrobe, but I still have full visual access to his "goods." Do ducks have "goods?" I guess if they rape, then they must. That duck can rape the stuffed Simba doll in my house. I hate Simba.

Duck prison would be interesting, too. Bunch of ducks, butt-fucking. They'd be butt fuck ducks.

fuzzymuffin said...

your child has no hope

Melissa said...

Why is the duck wearing a bathrobe? Aren't their feathers water-proof?
And why is it wearing slippers? Aren't their feet supposed to get wet and then walk through it? That's some pussy ass duck you have there, I'm just sayin...

Queen Of Pink said...

Everyone knows that ducks are perverts. Everyone. And now, as a parent, it is your duty to protect your little spawn from evil ducks across the planet. Don't take this task lightly. His/her life may just depend on it.

miss kendra said...

awesome.

i came out of comment hiding to tell you that.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Three things.

1. That is a fucked up story about the duck rape incident.

2. Super funny post about them eating their young and wearing them as slippers. I wasn't really sure what I was going to scroll down and see.

3. Cute little gift for baby bore-a-phil.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

i have a horrible duck story butit mostly involves a 5 year old me being dumped on mygrandparents in florida wile my parents went on a cruise. there is also a ramdom memory o 2 loafs of bread a day and an elderly boat trip...can't quite igure it all out.

Spinning Girl said...

That is hysterical.

At least it is not a teddy bear, dressed as a duck.

I am obsessed with TBDOA (Teddy bears dressed as Other Animals); and not in a good way.

Mad Ethel said...

The duck has camel toe.

Mad Ethel said...

Maybe I was a little high.

Oh great One said...

The HORROR!

Funqi said...

lol - now i want to search high and low for little human slippers.
he's cute though, but yea, what's with the Big Bird legs?