Wednesday, April 05, 2006

If my wife didn't hail from Delaware, I'd eradicate it from the Union



And so ends the streak of hot teachers that have sex with thier students. Way to ruin everything Delaware!

24 comments:

Oh great One said...

Another woman! I wonder if she'll get a slap on the wrist or if she'll get off scott free like the pretty one did.

Tim said...

she's ugly, so she'll probably get the death sentence.

Mad Ethel said...

That little kid got laid 28 times in three days?! Holy hell!! First of all, that's disgusting that it was with his ugly, old schoolteacher, and secondly, wow. Just wow. And I thought Scott and I were jackrabbits...

Mad Ethel said...

If my math is correct, that's like doing it every 2.5 hours (roughly, er...rounding up) right? Geezus.

Tim said...

I think you read wrong. 28 times in 8 days. Still, thats once every 6.85714285714286 hours. Though for a 12 year old, I imagine he only lasts about 4 seconds. I'm twice his age and I last 8 seconds, so he must last only 4.

Conti said...

When I see her, I think "beef"

❉ pixie ❉ said...

charming...that's why I teach college.

min said...

Ewww. Gross.

And I wonder if the kid actually counted 28 times. I mean, who the heck would count anyway????

TinaPoPo said...

Hi...we're in...Delaware.


Name the movie, bitch!

The Other Half said...

AHHHHH!!! some students are just sooooooooo horny...

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Wayne's World. Or by "bitch" did you mean Tim?

the belligerent intellectual said...

28 times over 8 days!? You would think that by the 15th or 16th time he would look up and think ot himself, "Maybe I can do better . . ."

The Pink Kitty said...

i am incredibly creeped out. EW ew ew!

Melissa said...

She looks like the evil bus driver from South Park. "Shut up or I swear I will run this bus off a mountain. AHAHAHAHAHH!" Where's her bird?

Chuck said...

LOL belligerent intellectual said it all. Good one man...

Yeah she's quite scary looking, but maybe she looks better in make up! Nah, I doubt it. They say that the average thirteen year old boy isn't too picky...sure hope she doesn't end up pregnant.

Sass said...

grody.

30Something said...

LMAO... I wonder what the kid looks like...

Just said...

Oh lord. The fact that she is ugly does make it all the more distressing.

ambs77 said...

You know you want her. ;-P
When is little O'Donnell due?

Tim said...

45 more days.

Think Frustrated said...

I think she's kind of hot. I also think she worked at a school for the blind and mentally challenged, because...why else?

Tim, I can last 9 seconds, and I'm 26, so I guess you get better with age.

Tim said...

TF - I wasn't very accurate with my math, cause I'm 30.

Think Frustrated said...

Oh, Sorry. I guess you can only look forward to Viagra making you stay up way after that magic 8 seconds is over.

Heather said...

Blech.