Monday, February 21, 2005

I might have malaria

After finding out the mosquitos in Dominican Republic have malaria, we were freaking out at every one we saw. I just looked up the symptoms, and they are as follows: At the onset of malaria, bouts of chills and fever lasting several hours and occurring every three or four days are the usual symptoms.

Great, sounds like I have it.

The only way I don't have it might be that the chills might be related to the hour of shoveling I did before work this morning and the self induced "fever" of working the 1st day back from vacation. If I drop dead, it was nice knowing you. Well, some of you. A few of you are pricks and I wouldn't invite you to my funeral if you paid me.

8 comments:

nique said...

i'm glad the one's in the bahama's don't have malaria...i got bit 30+ times (based on the amount of bites on my body) I'd be dead if i went to the D. R.! Mosquitos LOVE me!!!

Oh great One said...

You CAN'T die! You need to marry titso first so she can get your insurance money!

Alekx said...

I don't think it's maleria, I think it's realizing you acutally proposed. Same symptoms...
besides Malira is icky

Do you get the idea that my word for the day is icky

I need to go re-evaluate.

C-8 said...

Good luck with that whole MTD (mosquito transmitted disease) - that's got to be the LAMEST way to get out of a wedding since George's fiance died from licking envelopes on Seinfeld... shoot, I watch too much tv

Tim said...

HA! I never even thought of using malaria as an excuse to get out of the wedding! I can't wait for malaria now!

OGO, I already changed my will to leave her all my money ($38), my house (which is actually hers) and my blog (which she'd probably divorce me for if she ever read).

Burfica said...

whoooofricken hoooooo 38 bucks hehehehee

Paul said...

I thought I had malaria when I got back from Vietnam. Turned out it was the cafeteria food at work. Funny how I can eat a bunch of weird Vietnamese food and be fine, then I come back here and get sick.

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