Monday, February 28, 2005

If I had a Million Dollars

I would buy myself two more heads. That way I'd have more brain power and would be able to post twice as many blogs.

Now, I know all you math experts are asking, "If Tim bought two more heads, he'd have three heads, so he could blog three times as much, right?" Wrong. I know that at all times one of the heads would be thinking about boobs or butts.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't you already have a second head for those thoughts?

Tim said...

good point. yes. yes I do.

CaCaBoy said...

I believe it is every red-blooded mans right to ponder such great things as boobs, and butts. However, if I had said extra heads I would need a bib, for drool catching!