In the 1970s it was jogging, but today, the “in-thing” is blogging

That was the first cheesy sentence in a company wide email we got today. It was a warning that you’ll get dooced if you talk about our company, it’s people, it’s products, or its financials in a blog. Too bad they sent this out because I was about to hit publish on a blog post about how you all could become billionaires off my company. Ya know, since I’m such a big shot here and know everything about our company’s financials before the info goes public. So, ya’ll are gonna hafta remain non-billionaires for the time being. Sorry suckers!