Rain on your parade

Our local weather boy quit this week. All week he’s been like “Yeah, I’m a very humble guy, but I’m just glad I had such an impact while I was here. I really did my projects well and I’m proud of them.” And blah blah blah. Dude, listen up. You’ve been here 3 months. You made no impact. You sit 3 feet from me and I don’t know your first name. Eat me.