I debated whether or not to blog this because it doesn’t fit my typical blog post of something stupid with a stupid punch line. It’s just a regular true story that was pretty bizarre. But, I thought I’d share it anyway.
I go out to grab lunch and some guy is sitting in our parking lot in his BMW yelling into his phone. All his windows are open and he's parked in the first spot in the row and he's facing out his window screaming "It's not the pussy! I can get pussy anywhere. Your pussy doesn't have me trained. I can get pussy anywhere I want!"
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