Worst Hobby Ever?

New guy in the cube across from me has a giant (I’m talking like 5 foot by 5 foot) dry erase map of the Atlantic Ocean/Florida area. He has the day by day tracking of every coastal storm of the past year. I think everyone in the office has been kind of avoiding it like the plague. Someone just broke down and asked him about it. He went into detail about how fascinating it was how some of the paths of the storms were identical and blah, blah, blah. I need to find a link that plays the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard because I’d much rather listen to that right now.