I just found out Rosie O’Donnell has a blog. I bet if my blog and Rosie’s blog got married and had babies it would produce a blog with a lazy eye or two heads or three arms.
If me, Rosie, and Chris O’Donnell had a three-way baby session, the baby would star in a movie as an ambiguous, bad blogging sidekick to a much cooler blog.
If me, Rosie, Chris and Steve O’Donnell had a foursome, we’d produce a funny baby. He’d be funny because he would have two wieners.
If me, Rosie, Chris, Steve and Jennifer Love Hewitt had a ménage-a-cinco, I’d TOTALLY ignore Rosie, Chris and Steve.
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