Wednesday, March 09, 2005

First the twin towers, now this

According to published reports Russell Crowe was a target of an al-Qaida kidnapping plot. My previously unpublished side job is a spy and I'm going to reveal other plans al-Qaida hatched:

  • Pamela Anderson's breast implants were going to be popped.
  • That guy from Who's the Boss was going to be given a talk show (oops!)
  • That show with the blind detective was going to be canceled
  • Look Who's Talking Now Too was in development
  • John Travolta's career was going to be sabatoged to go in the dumps then be revived with another "come back" movie
  • Ashton Kucher was going to Punk Tony Blair

2 comments:

filmgoerjuan said...

Yesterday I watched the premiere episode of Fat Actress online (god knows why...I must be giving in to the marketing machine that tried to convince me that it's fresh and edgy -- whatever the hell *that* means -- it was ok, but trying a little too hard to be like Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm).

Anyway, in the episode, Kirstie Alley asks John Travolta about doing Look Who's Talking 4: "We could have a talking cat!"

You might be right about this Al Qaeda thing!

Oh great One said...

What?! Is nothing sacred? At least David Hasselhoff is safe. Or is he?