So, last night, Bachelor Travis picked hometown sweetheart Sarah to be his future ex-girlfriend. At the end it looked like he was going to pick bad girl Moana. But, much to her dismay, he did not. When she was eliminated she made several remarks that went unnoticed to the untrained eye. But, since I am a reality show expert, I am here to translate what she was saying to the layman. I think you will understand her grief a little better.
“You took a piece of me that I will never be able to get back” – Travis took her anal virginity.
“Wow.” – Travis was blessed with a giant penis
“I’m devastated.” – Add up first two translations
“I can’t believe him.” – She swallowed for him
“The good girl always comes in first.” – Moana could not reach orgasm. Travis picked easy to satisfy Sarah.
“I’m shocked!” – Two in the pink, one in the stink.
I think you all can now understand why she was crying.