Friday, February 24, 2006

Not my idol

I’m departing from the realtime blogging to bring you this. Chuck admitted that he watches American Idol, so I figure I can too. I was going to post this yesterday, but forgot. That Patrick dude that got kicked off last night deserved to get kicked off. Because of his friends. What the fuck is wrong with this lady’s lips?? (A youtube screen scrape is the only picture I could come up with)

21 comments:

Chuck said...

Dude you're right. Her mouth looks like a sideways swolen vulva....am I wrong? Maybe she had a face accident and had to have a lip transplant. Too bad it isn't a closer shot, we might have been able to see some stray hairs.

Tim said...

yes, and it looks like she just gave birth through her vulva mouth.

Queen Of Pink said...

Ummm, I'm a little scared now. Why do people mutilate their faces???

Great, now I feel the need to puke...

fuzzymuffin said...

She looks like Pete Burns.

http://dynimg.rte.ie/00006f700b2.jpg

TinaPoPo said...

That's not a woman...That's a man, baby.

I live next door to a trannie, so I fancy myself something of an expert.

Swollen vulva is right, Chuck.

jennifer starfall said...

eeewwwwww!

The Other Half said...

that's hot

C-8 said...

My entire family gasped when they showed her on the screen.

Oh great One said...

What's up with that? Maybe the guy next to her gave her a punch in the lips for making fun of his mouth.

Anonymous said...

The wife and I couldn't rewind and pause Tivo quick enough. And what the hell was with Paula's hair? Everytime she'd come on someone on the couch would make the Chewbaca sound.

Tim said...

QOP - I just don't know.

sarah - ha! she does.

tpp - you do?? Then why move? You can't have any better neighbors than that.

jen - uh huh

awaa - it is?

c-8 - I woke my wife up just to see it.

ogo - ha! his mouth is bad too, but it 's literally overshadowed by her.

anon - paula was coming on people on the couch??

Beebers said...

eww that is raunchy. she looks like that 25 year old who has had like 30 surgeries so far, who wants to be a real-life barbie. i'm sorry, but if my barbie had lips like that, i would cry!

Anonymous said...

yeah, i probably should've put a comma in that sentence.

TinaPoPo said...

I don't know, anon, i kind of liked the way you said it the first time.

ME said...

I think she looks a little bit like the anorexic twins after the makeover on E!

CaCaBoy said...

Holy Shitcaca! I agree, that lady is a dude! A very, very ugly dude. With a pussy face!

phlegmfatale said...

I've gotta check in on the tranny train - that is a sex change person. I'd better my ever-loving natural born female tits on it. The guy on the left looked fruity, too. NOT that there is anything wrong with that. *hee* All I can think of is he/she/it decided to distract from the obvious sex change by having the outrageous lip and cheek implants. Sheesh.

LauraDanielleDotN said...

that image will stay with me for the rest of my life. I wonder if Patrick was pleading with the producers and camera people not to get a shot of his mom/friend/tranny. He probably knew once her face hit the screen, he'd be voted off.
By the way, I'm a fan of your blog. Glad I was introduced to it!

Heather said...

Hullo collagen...

Know when to say when...

That's borderline drag queen...

Neil said...

That's why you should only have plastic surgery on your face a minimum of 19 times.

Regina said...

I thought I was the only one to see this! Cause no one around here did!! I thought the man kinda looked like Kirk Douglas after his stroke. Nothing says "I'm friends with circus freaks" like American Idol shout-outs.