Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Something?

I’ve got nothing to say. Rather than take up your time by posting something stupid, I’m just not going to post anything at all. Sometimes when I don’t have anything to say, I’ll make a post about my life or something else boring, just to give people something to read. But, I know people don’t want to read that crap. I’m not going to do that today. Today, I will post nothing rather than bore you with something stupid. I racked my brain for at least 3 minutes this morning. I tried and tried and tried to come up with something entertaining. But, the simple fact of it is, I’ve got nothing to offer you that will entertain you. So, I won’t even try today. Sometimes I’ll write and write about something, and it will bore you. Not today. Today I write nothing. I wouldn’t want to jeopardize our friendship by writing something that will not make you laugh. Today, by not posting, I’m doing so for you. My faithful reader. My faithful reader who comes here hoping to read something that will make you laugh. I promise, for today only, I will not write something that will not make you laugh. I will not write something like this.

19 comments:

min said...

Obviously, our friendship means nothing to you.

wendi said...

i'm distraught now

Mad Ethel said...

How could you?

jootastic said...

I actually clicked on your link thingy. You dirty boy.

fuzzymuffin said...

Lovin' the honesty Tim, although I'm not above the odd made up story once in a while. I imagine you're quite good at them

Thanks for your comment on my fuzzy muffin by the way (it had to be said)

Conti said...

I clicked on it too, like a dope.

Melissa said...

Yep, me too. I'm not very smart.

Think Frustrated said...

This is me not leaving you a comment on your non-post. I'm not going to say anything funny or witty. I'm just not leaving a comment.

Steph said...

thanks. alot.

Tim said...

My favorite thing about this post is looking at statcounter and seeing how everyone clicked on the link. And seeing how some people actually came back 2 times today and appear to have fallen for it both times they were here.

Oh great One said...

And I won't leave a witty comment to accompany your funny post.


Wait. I don't think I ever do....

amy said...

You are a GENIUS, Timmy. I sure am glad I didn't click on it ... luckily I was wise to your schemes!!

babyjewels said...

Ah! are you happy you got me? yeah, I thought so.

Faltenin said...

Heh. Add me to the sucker list.

Now please visit my site so I can Statcounter-track your IP address, hunt you down, and break your kneecaps.

Lol. Just hope you're not my mate Tim - he's bigger than me.

x said...

Yeah, I don't just go around clicking on stuff just because someone suggests it in another color type. But your post was very poignant.

ME said...

Sorry you didn't get me either. I didn't read that far in your post. HAHAHA

Queen Of Pink said...

You didn't get me you sly boy. Maybe it's because I'm on to your ways. Or maybe it's just because I was tired yesterday and didn't really look around the blogosphere much. Either way.

But I am expecting wit & hilarity today. Whatcha got?

Sean said...

I think I pooped my pants.

brianna said...

so i fell for it, but only once. and i actually kind of knew what was coming, but decided to click it anyway. damn you and your statcounter, damn you to heeeeell!