Something?

I’ve got nothing to say. Rather than take up your time by posting something stupid, I’m just not going to post anything at all. Sometimes when I don’t have anything to say, I’ll make a post about my life or something else boring, just to give people something to read. But, I know people don’t want to read that crap. I’m not going to do that today. Today, I will post nothing rather than bore you with something stupid. I racked my brain for at least 3 minutes this morning. I tried and tried and tried to come up with something entertaining. But, the simple fact of it is, I’ve got nothing to offer you that will entertain you. So, I won’t even try today. Sometimes I’ll write and write about something, and it will bore you. Not today. Today I write nothing. I wouldn’t want to jeopardize our friendship by writing something that will not make you laugh. Today, by not posting, I’m doing so for you. My faithful reader. My faithful reader who comes here hoping to read something that will make you laugh. I promise, for today only, I will not write something that will not make you laugh. I will not write something like this.