Monday, February 27, 2006

Worst. Movie. Ever.




Seriously. If you're given the choice to watch this movie or rip all your fingernails off. Kiss your fingernails goodbye.

16 comments:

TinaPoPo said...

Did you honestly think this was going to be a good movie?

Really, Tim?

Oh great One said...

No Oscar's then?

Laurie said...

I'm with Tina on that one. But in all seriousness Entertainment Weekly gave it a B- so maybe you aren't so great in the movie critic role, know what I'm saying?

Sean said...

I'm excited to see Block Party.

Tim said...

tpp - Scary Movie was good, Not Another Teen Movie is hilarous. I did think it would have some shining moments

ogo - just made me oscar the grouch.

laurie - that B- is EXACTLY why I went to see it. I read that and figured it would be pretty good. They were wrong.

sean - yeah, that will be good.

fuzzymuffin said...

Worst. Poster. Ever. as well.

Melissa said...

Hmm, that's funny.Last night I had a dream that I went to the theater to see that movie about the babysitter and her phone but when I got to the theater they said it was sold out.So I asked for a ticket to see Date Movie and even in my dream the theater guy said "You don't want to see that movie, it's real bad, like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes bad"

C-8 said...

Um, I'll see your "Date Movie" and raise you "Doogle" and I'll bet that it was worse - did you walk out of "Date Movie"? Did you? Did you, huh? Because I walked out of "Doogle" at the behest of my child - and so did other people

Tim said...

sarah - I'm not the worst poster ever! you're the worst poster ever!!

mel - ha! How the fuck did Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ever get made into a real movie?!

cate - I BEGGED Titso to leave. She refused, hoping it would get better. It didn't. I'd say about 10 people walked out. And I've never even heard of Doogle.

RitMeyer said...

I was with Tina until I realised I liked all the movie's you mentioned and would have probably rented this movie. Thank you for the heads up. If it was that bad I would have lost movie picking privledges for 2 months. I just got them back after I rented Pretty Persuasion.

Chuck said...

Dude, don't you read reviews? I'd read that the movie sucked! You should have gone to see the Gay Cowboys instead.

Fuckkit said...

Noted. Although I agree with the general consensus, how could you not know it was going to be shit? ;)

Heather said...

Ok, I'm glad that I didn't waste the $9 last week.

Really glad.

Mad Ethel said...

Some of my friends went and walked out during the middle of it. They asked if they could sit in on another movie instead and the manager was like, "Why?". WHY?@! WFT?! B/c it's the worst effing movie ever!

babyjewels said...

Two blogs ago, someone was singing it's praises. Hmm. Who to believe.

HappyKap said...

Nothin' is worse than a suck ass movie. All I ever think is, "I want those 2 hours back."