Monday, February 06, 2006

Super Bowl Commercials!

Just like I’ve done every year (except last year) after the super bowl, today I will review the commercials from last night. The average cost of the commercials was $2.3 million or something like that. And today I will go through them and tell you my favorites…

1. I think there was one with talking animals. Or some sort of animals that had human characteristics. I can’t remember who’s ad that was though. Home Depot maybe?

2. There was one with a sexy woman. I think she didn’t have all her clothes on, or maybe they were about to fall off. Something like that. I know she was definitely trying to act sexy though. I was in the other room getting a beer, so I didn’t see this one. I think that ad was for Viagra or something.

3. There was definitely one that was related to football. I think that there were people playing football, then something funny might have happened? Something funny happened, or something dramatic that brought a tear to your eye. Yeah, I think that’s what happened. I’m pretty sure that ad was for Visine.

4. I think there was one with a big name superstar. Maybe Britney Spears? Or Hilary Duff? One of those hip girls all the people love. I think that ad was for Chik-fil-a. I didn’t see the end of the commercial because I was finishing a beer.

5. There was an ad that was patriotic. It had like nice music and maybe some slow motion? There were definitely people crying in this commercial. I think a puppy died? Maybe not, I can’t remember. The pigs-in-a-blanket had just come out of the oven so I only saw this commercial out of the corner of my eye.

6. There was the soft drink commercial that the company wanted everyone to remember. They planned it out and they waited for the best time. I think the first commercial of the game. It was quiet, then something funny happened, then the person (or maybe a monkey?) drank some Tab, held it up, smiled and winked at the camera. That was my favorite commercial. I love Tab.

15 comments:

wendi said...

i wish i could say i was actually facing the tv long enough to see what was on the screen

Chuck said...

No doubt, you nailed them all. You must have like the best memory ever!

HizzleThizzle said...

I only saw the BK commercial and the us wives left the barbarians to watch football.

x said...

You got almost all of them. You only missed the 45 commercials for various financial investment agencies and job seeking websites. Insert more monkies, donkies, and heart strings crap and we're good to go.

My favorite though was the Hummer "Little Monster" commercial.

HappyKap said...

I honestly didn't see much of the game or the commercials. I was too busy drinking in the kitchen and eating peanut m&ms.

RitMeyer said...

The commericals were shit! SHIT! That bud light with the bear one was good. Hey, did you not get the Kurt Warner telling us we are going to hell and to call 1-800-Jesus? Is this just because we are in St. Louis or something?

Tim said...

wendi - why weren't you facing the tv? Were you getting laid?

chuck - yep, pretty much. Though with commercials so good, they're hard not to remember.

ht - I think the king was in that, right?

libby - the pregnant moster walking around town was kinda funny

hk - reeces pieces here.

rit - nah, I don't think we got that one.

amy said...

I think you just about covered everything there, Tim. I bet you just loved that Hilary Duff one! ;)

Neil said...

I have this ReplayTV, which is like Tivo, but you can program it to skip commercials. So, I saw online that you can hack it to do the reverse, and skip everything but the commercials. Perfect for me, since I couldn't care less about the game. So, I sat there for an hour, just watching one boring commercial after another until I fell asleep.

(the burger king one was mildly amusing)

RitMeyer said...

You missed out. We got that one twice. It's like "Are you going to burn in hell? We think you are." Then Kurt comes on and says "You won't go to hell if you come to my church. Call 1-800-Jesus."

I'm paraphrasing of course...

Tim said...

amy - was there actually a hilary duff one?

neil - I actually didn't see the bk one.

rit - was it a joke??

Steph said...

i loved all those too!! heh heh

amy said...

No Tim, there really wasn't a Hillary Duff one. ;)

ME said...

You really did nail it on the head but did you forget about the streaker?

RitMeyer said...

No joke. He is born again. I have no problem with people believing what they believe, just don't tell me I am going to hell during my super bowl commercials. I mean, even my mom has the decency to wait until AFTER the super bowl.