Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Outted!

Well, last night my good friend G.W outted me. After he tagged me last week I thought we were friends. Apparently not. He told the whole world I'm addicted to oil. My addiction started out harmless. Oil was just something I drank on the weekends with my friends...


Then, a guy I had been hanging with told me you get a better high if you snort it. So I gave it a try...



the rush was amazing, but after a while I needed more. I started shooting it and became addicted...



But, now that the pres has done this intervention, I'm seeking help. James Frey gave me the name of a good place.

29 comments:

TinaPoPo said...

That looks serious, Tim.

I hope you can get the help you need.

Steph said...

Get. Help. Stat.

Think Frustrated said...

Tim...try weaning yourself off of oil by going from 10W-30 to 5W-30.

My State of The Union post is up.

Chuck said...

I knew there was something about you that just wasn't right. It's a good thing our leader is such a caring man. Here's hoping for a easy withdrawal period! Try your best to stay on the wagon, okay?

Melissa said...

I think you and Conti should start a group. He's still in the gasoline phase but I'm sure he'll move up into the hardcore stuff soon. I hope you get better Timmeh, if you can't do it for yourself, do it for Super Spermetus!

RitMeyer said...

Damn, that is serious. You should definately listen to your pal James.

Sean said...

I do olive oil. Not the cooking oil, popeye's girfiend.

HEY-O!

inconspicuous attack toad said...

the best part about this post is that you actually got paid to take all those pics.

RitMeyer said...

Camera phones suck. Your arm looks like it is bigger than my upper thigh.

HappyKap said...

Oil's a hard one to kick. Good luck, my friend. Good luck.

Tim said...

tpp - I know I'm not using no 12 step program

steph - admitting my problem is the 1st step.

tf - good idea. cold turkey might be too tough

mel - gasoline is just a gateway drug

rit - lords knows he went through it. maybe.

sean - that ho is a tough habit to break

iat - yeah! I knew I'd get paid for blogging some day.

rit - ha! it does, doesn't it?? Probably cause it's full of oil.

hk - I kicked diesel a while back, but regular oil's gonna be tough.

Oh great One said...

You rock Tim!

Mad Ethel said...

Hey, when oil gets too expensive, there's always kerosene. It's cheaper. I'm just sayin'...I know you have a family and all and money can get tight. Withdrawal is a tough thing to deal with.

Queen Of Pink said...

Oil is so 2005, you should totally switch to antifreeze.

ERL said...

Hilarious. Thank god for president bush. he may have saved your life.

Chick said...

You've got yourself a serious addiction there...you selfish american consumer of all things evil...you.

Conti said...

Oil makes my lungs heavy. Gasoline is more sporty to drink.

babyjewels said...

Riding the o' slippery horse are we?

amy said...

That's awesomely hilarious, Tim. I esp. love the Frey part.

Chick said...

Here's one for ya...An exxposee on Exxon...WATCH IT. (you might like it.)

Paul said...

Bush -- a former oil executive -- warned about a national Achilles' heel that affects most Americans: U.S. dependence on foreign oil -- much of it from politically unstable regions of the world.

Whatever. Much of it is from Canada. I can set you up Tim, just say the word. First one's free, tell a friend.

Lulu said...

Just don't lose your teeth before you get to rehab. Root canals with no novacaine are a bitch.

wendi said...

it's bessed laced with some kind of additive

brianna said...

i have nothing witty too add. it's all been done.

BUT, can i say, you are a hottie, the wife is lucky, and if the kid really is yours, it's gonna be cute. :)

dazed said...

wow. If only companies didn't hand out rubber namd tourniquets to all their staff. that might help.

Pizzle said...

Oil was my idea of rehab. You give up coke and Angeldust, and you have to come down with SOMETHING...

edee said...

Just say no!

Cindy-Lou said...

Fucking junkies.

popfizz said...

just as long as you dont do that synthetic crap. that stuff will kill ya.

the penzoil 40w... thats some good stuff man. good stuff.