Monday, February 13, 2006

My Grammy Acceptance Speech

Wow, I never expected to win. It was an honor to be nominated. When I started my music career, I never thought I’d make it far enough to win the Grammy for Best Song Person Maker Ever. I just want to thank a few people. First, I want to thank God for giving me the talent it takes to be such a good song person maker. Second, I want to thank MC Hammer. (This is where I would break into the Hammer dance for about 3 or 4 minutes.) That’s all, thanks. (Then I moon the crowd.)

12 comments:

wendi said...

wow...and to think i knew you before all the hype

Sean said...

I like Kanye West. He is just too self-involved. Otherwise I would really like him. Then again, what artist isn't. Tim, that's who.

Steph said...

what about props to the wifey and unborn child?

fuzzymuffin said...

Would you have anything written on your bum?

Tim said...

wendi - yes, but you have to wait until the hype starts to make this claim. I won't win this award until 2086.

sean - that's right. Humility is my best trait. Or is it humiliation?

steph - my wife is God.

sarah - Of course. I will have "I am the Best Song Person Maker Ever of all time ever!" written on it.

Melissa said...

That's hawt.

Oh great One said...

3 or 4 minutes? Don't you know they would que the music and go to commercial? You better trim down the dance just a little. The mooning thing would rock though!

brianna said...

that could be worth viewing. v-day is tomorrow, do you have all your cards planned out?

babyjewels said...

Did I miss something by not watching? Or are you just drunk again?

Paul said...

They'd go to commercial before you could finish your hammer dance. They cut you off after about 30 seconds. I'd just forget thanking people and go straight to the dancing.

HappyKap said...

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa....stop....Hammah time.

jootastic said...

Dear Timmy,

This has nothing to do with the Grammy's. Are you gonna do some Starburst birthing? I'm thinking it could be the complete circle of the Starburst porn.... I mean...once you do a Starburst honeymoon and all... just sayin.