Monday, February 13, 2006
My Grammy Acceptance Speech
Wow, I never expected to win. It was an honor to be nominated. When I started my music career, I never thought I’d make it far enough to win the Grammy for Best Song Person Maker Ever. I just want to thank a few people. First, I want to thank God for giving me the talent it takes to be such a good song person maker. Second, I want to thank MC Hammer. (This is where I would break into the Hammer dance for about 3 or 4 minutes.) That’s all, thanks. (Then I moon the crowd.)
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11 comments:
wow...and to think i knew you before all the hype
what about props to the wifey and unborn child?
Would you have anything written on your bum?
wendi - yes, but you have to wait until the hype starts to make this claim. I won't win this award until 2086.
sean - that's right. Humility is my best trait. Or is it humiliation?
steph - my wife is God.
sarah - Of course. I will have "I am the Best Song Person Maker Ever of all time ever!" written on it.
That's hawt.
3 or 4 minutes? Don't you know they would que the music and go to commercial? You better trim down the dance just a little. The mooning thing would rock though!
that could be worth viewing. v-day is tomorrow, do you have all your cards planned out?
Did I miss something by not watching? Or are you just drunk again?
They'd go to commercial before you could finish your hammer dance. They cut you off after about 30 seconds. I'd just forget thanking people and go straight to the dancing.
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa....stop....Hammah time.
Dear Timmy,
This has nothing to do with the Grammy's. Are you gonna do some Starburst birthing? I'm thinking it could be the complete circle of the Starburst porn.... I mean...once you do a Starburst honeymoon and all... just sayin.
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