Well, last night my good friend G.W outted me. After he tagged me last week I thought we were friends. Apparently not. He told the whole world I'm addicted to oil. My addiction started out harmless. Oil was just something I drank on the weekends with my friends...
Then, a guy I had been hanging with told me you get a better high if you snort it. So I gave it a try...
the rush was amazing, but after a while I needed more. I started shooting it and became addicted...
But, now that the pres has done this intervention, I'm seeking help. James Frey gave me the name of a good place.
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That looks serious, Tim.
I hope you can get the help you need.
Get. Help. Stat.
Tim...try weaning yourself off of oil by going from 10W-30 to 5W-30.
My State of The Union post is up.
I knew there was something about you that just wasn't right. It's a good thing our leader is such a caring man. Here's hoping for a easy withdrawal period! Try your best to stay on the wagon, okay?
I think you and Conti should start a group. He's still in the gasoline phase but I'm sure he'll move up into the hardcore stuff soon. I hope you get better Timmeh, if you can't do it for yourself, do it for Super Spermetus!
Damn, that is serious. You should definately listen to your pal James.
the best part about this post is that you actually got paid to take all those pics.
Camera phones suck. Your arm looks like it is bigger than my upper thigh.
Oil's a hard one to kick. Good luck, my friend. Good luck.
tpp - I know I'm not using no 12 step program
steph - admitting my problem is the 1st step.
tf - good idea. cold turkey might be too tough
mel - gasoline is just a gateway drug
rit - lords knows he went through it. maybe.
sean - that ho is a tough habit to break
iat - yeah! I knew I'd get paid for blogging some day.
rit - ha! it does, doesn't it?? Probably cause it's full of oil.
hk - I kicked diesel a while back, but regular oil's gonna be tough.
You rock Tim!
Hey, when oil gets too expensive, there's always kerosene. It's cheaper. I'm just sayin'...I know you have a family and all and money can get tight. Withdrawal is a tough thing to deal with.
Hilarious. Thank god for president bush. he may have saved your life.
You've got yourself a serious addiction there...you selfish american consumer of all things evil...you.
Oil makes my lungs heavy. Gasoline is more sporty to drink.
Riding the o' slippery horse are we?
Here's one for ya...An exxposee on Exxon...WATCH IT. (you might like it.)
Bush -- a former oil executive -- warned about a national Achilles' heel that affects most Americans: U.S. dependence on foreign oil -- much of it from politically unstable regions of the world.
Whatever. Much of it is from Canada. I can set you up Tim, just say the word. First one's free, tell a friend.
it's bessed laced with some kind of additive
i have nothing witty too add. it's all been done.
BUT, can i say, you are a hottie, the wife is lucky, and if the kid really is yours, it's gonna be cute. :)
wow. If only companies didn't hand out rubber namd tourniquets to all their staff. that might help.
Oil was my idea of rehab. You give up coke and Angeldust, and you have to come down with SOMETHING...
Fucking junkies.
just as long as you dont do that synthetic crap. that stuff will kill ya.
the penzoil 40w... thats some good stuff man. good stuff.
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