echo echo echo

The guy in the cube next to me got laid off for “personal reasons” a few weeks ago. The girl in the cube across from me has her last day next week. The other side of me is the printer, so I’m basically going to be all alone next week. I wonder if I smell. I wonder if this will now allow me to take George Costanzaesque naps under my desk. Except in my underwear. I can’t sleep with pants on.