Algorithms, oh Algorithms, I love you. Algorithms, oh Algorithms, please be true. You give me my answers, you tell me I'm right. When problems look dark, you make them bright. I figure you out, with a couple of steps. Over and over, just a few reps. When I have a problem, and an answer can't be made. I remember when I learned you, back in 8th grade. I couldn't pronounce you, you made me feel dense. But then all the sudden, it all made good sense. Algorithms, oh Algorithms, please be true. Algorithms, oh Algorithms, I love you.
Tim, that was beautiful. I'm going to have a calligrapher write it down on fancy paper with fancy pens and then you can hang it in your baby's room to make it smart.
19 comments:
i don't care. write something now.
Why don't you make up a nice poem about algorithms? That always cheers me up. Here, I'll get you started:
"Algorithms, oh Algorithms, I love you..."
ha! screw you!!!
Some days are like that.........
Your muse will return.
:)
Algorithms, oh Algorithms, I love you.
Algorithms, oh Algorithms, please be true.
You give me my answers, you tell me I'm right.
When problems look dark, you make them bright.
I figure you out, with a couple of steps.
Over and over, just a few reps.
When I have a problem, and an answer can't be made.
I remember when I learned you, back in 8th grade.
I couldn't pronounce you, you made me feel dense.
But then all the sudden, it all made good sense.
Algorithms, oh Algorithms, please be true.
Algorithms, oh Algorithms, I love you.
Wow, even when you're tired you still got it! lol
nice work. can I please have summorrr?
wow tim, you sound oh-so-similar to Kip when he's chatting online with babes all day.
wow. that was strangely entertaining and totally lame, all at the same time. i think it's going around though; i've got nothing today, too.
that was still lame.
Tim, that was beautiful. I'm going to have a calligrapher write it down on fancy paper with fancy pens and then you can hang it in your baby's room to make it smart.
circe - I sure hope so.
chuck - sometimes I just need a topic to help push me along.
steph - you want a s'more?
qop - you have some questions to answer.
bee - heh, yeah, it does.
jen - I know you're new to reading my blog, so this is a warning that you're going to have to get used to the lameness.
I am telling my clients to F* off for this! Genuis.
I didn't learn about algorithms until I was a sophomore in high school. I went to a slow school, I rode the short bus.
then why is it taking so long for your comment window to open? i forget what i wanted to say now!!
hey wait! you were supposed to let me know when you were in town so we could have drinks. whatever lame-o.
You're a poet! Amongst all the other things!
What are Algorithms?
That's okay. I've got nothing to comment.
Rit - you know it was worth it.
mel - I really don't remember when I learned them, but "8th grade" seemed to fit better than "sophmore year in high school"
me - yep, a bunch of smarty pants we are here in PA.
iat - WHATEVER! I sent you an email, you never replied.
just - some sort of problem solving methods.
bj - thanks for not commenting.
starburst people fellating and fucking and you're telling me to get used to lameness?
you've made me laugh so hard i've farted, so i'm not "getting used" to lameness.
no way. no how. chop chop. ;)
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