Friday, February 10, 2006

Valentines Day

I stay up later than Titso every night. She wakes up earlier than me. So, I was thinking for Valentines Day next week, before I go to bed I’m going to leave little cards all over the house for her to read when she wakes up in the morning. And in typical Tim fashion, they will be home made cards. And definitely not the fancy homemade cards Thizzle makes. They will be pretty much the same quality as my MS Paint drawings. I bought a 24 pack of construction paper yesterday. Once I buy some magic markers, I’ll start. My plan is to make 24 different cards(won’t happen). They will all be horrible, but sweet. These are some ideas I have so far:

I will draw a picture of a cool dude. The front will say, “This is Blake.” The inside will say “Blake would have married you if I didn’t because you’re so cool. Love, Tim”

The front of a black piece of construction paper I will draw just a pair of eyes. And, of course, I will have to point out “This is me.” The inside will be the same eyes, except you will also be able to see the full me, with a big smile and a flower. “My world is brighter when you are around. Love, Tim”

I will draw a picture of Titso, Jessica Simpson, Angelina, and Jessica Biel. The inside will say “If I were on a train and could sit next to anyone, I would choo-choo-choose you. Love, Tim”

I will draw the set of the old tv game show “Let’s Make a Deal.” The inside will say “If I were on Let’s Make a Deal and you were behind door number 1, I would NOT make a deal to see what’s behind Door 2. Love, Tim”



I need more ideas. The ideas can be as bad as possible.

14 comments:

Tim said...

yeah, I think it was Ralph Wiggums. I read that line on someone's blog the other day, though I have no idea who's. But it inspired one of the many cards I intend to make.

Melissa said...

That's incredibly cute.I make cards for AssFace all the time, don't even need a holiday.I think I might steal some of your ideas.

Anonymous said...

Ok I've been stroking my beard again and the only thing I can think of is a stolen one.

There's a picture of you on a swing and it says "This is me when I'm without you-too sad to swing" It's on a card over here I always think it's dead cute when I see it

Anonymous said...

i would just leave a bunch of starburst porn around..ha..

Just said...

ooh, how about a picture of you, but made to look like a jigsaw puzzle on the front, with the piece for your heart missing - inside the card is the missing piece, and a caption saying 'you complete me'. Nice, eh?

Steph said...

Tim, I think this is the cutest thing ever. i wish I could find someone as funny and demented as you. LOL Great idea!! Love it.

bri said...

i have nothing for your card plight, but did want to say that this is a great, very sweet idea. the irony in this post is that although it is basically proclaiming your love for your wife (great!), it also makes all the other women want you because you are so sweet.

babyjewels said...

That's awesome tim. I'm racking my brain, but I don't have any right now.

Beebers said...

i just want to see how you draw the entire set of let's make a deal on a piece of construction paper with magic markers. magic markers bleed like a son of a gun.
you're a sweetheart though... i might do this for my tim! probably not though.

It's me, @Moustachio said...

I don't think you should run a train on your wife. I would prepare her a goat meat gyro with a side of corn. Then do her laundary and iron all her bras. Trust me, I KNOW women.

Tim said...

mel - stealer!

sarah - hmm, i could use that...

wendi - do i look like a perv??

sean - neither do i. i didn't think of it till u said it

just - awesome idea!

stph - check prisons, they work.

brianna - I just want ideas 4 cards. no chicks,

bj - rack it more!

beeb - i already did , it kicks ass. your tim deserves it just cause his name is tim

conti - i think u read me wrong, but yes, u know women.

me - definitely will make some for baby OD

HappyKap said...

I don't celebrate V-day. (I'm not against it or anything...just never have.) BUT, I think this is the coolest idea!!! (It would work any day of the year too.)

Here's an idea:

"If someday you get really hairy and your arms stop working, I'd totally shave for you."

Ritmeyer said...

Wow, I'm making Luke a home made card too! But obviously you love Titso more than I love Luke because I am totally not going to make more than one.

Anonymous said...

If you were my husband this would grant you my undying love and lots of bjs.


Maybe the last card should say, "ok now where's my bj?" You could leave it on the front seat of her car.